Monday, May 12, 2014

Twilight's Kingdom Review

Well, this is it, the last episode... I'm proud to review this epic masterpiece and now I present you the TWILIGHT'S KINGDOM REVIEW.
Now, I'm pretty sure you all watched the finale, so I won't through all that "SPOILER" stuff and if you want a link, it's in the previous post.


-Summary- 


Basically, Twi is struggling with her princessness cause she doesn't she the role she's supposed to play when Tirek, a goat-dude who escaped Tartarus to take over the world, appears. 

To make matters worse Celestia sends Discord to track the guy down, not Twi. Feeling useless, Twi decides to go and inspect that chest they forgot about with the gang, as pointed out by Discord. After reading their diary she understands everything that has been going on for an entire season and what we understood a looooong time ago. Twi sees that she's the only pony without that special item, which, apparently turns into a radical key when thrown onto the chest and that makes her even more useless.
Meanwhile, dear old Dissie finds Tirek, who  invites him to the dark side which doesn't have cookies, but has unlimited power and fun. Dissie help him suck in LOADS of power not only from unicorns, but pegasi too.
By now Twi is feeling as useless as a white crayon, but, just in time, Celestia calls her to Canterlot. 
The princesses understand that Tirek is coming for them and they decide to give all their power to poor old Twi.



 Sadly, with their power, they lost their minds and forgot about that HUGE, IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO NOTICE, STAINED GLASS WITH TWILIGHT ON IT. 



 Well at least they tried...
Tirek takes the gangs power, as well as Dissie's. And after a badass laser battle he negotiates their release.



 Twi gives up her power and returns her friends. 
To prove his "friendship" Tirek gives Dissie an amulet, which he then gives to Twi, cause Tirek was such a goat to him... and that amulet turns out to be the last key! 
After a pretty magical sequence they get rainbowfied! 



Then that magical chest slides on a rainbow to the ruins of the library to make a pretty new crystal castle while the girls return Equestria it's power.


Celestia gives a cheesy speech about Twi being the princess of friendship and stuff. 
The End!

-Music-
We heard two songs, both of them being awesome! I loved the princess trio with Twi chirping in from time to time, while the last song was good but pretty basic. 
Oh well, any song is better than no song!
-Personal Opinion-
Remember me rambling about Tirek being a shrimp monkey-goat? Well, I take my words back...


I absolutely adore the way they changed him! In the past, as far as I know, he was that crazy Minotaur who wanted to ride a chariot while setting a rainbow free...
Now, he's this guy who sucks in power and grows stronger with every time and makes fiery orb with his horn thingies...   
The other matter I'd like to address is about the fandom. 
No matter what goes down, crystallization, rainbowfication, aliconification, humanization or anything, the fandom hates it! I, for one, liked the rainbow power and I'm glad that it had a one-time use or something like that. Come on guys! Would you rather see ponies stay the same all the time or see them become something special, superior, once in a while, something that makes the bigger than they were before, more than just ponies! And it's not like they will stay like that for ever, the went back to normal right away! Chilax please!
-Overview-
This was the most epic episode yet, and I think that this deserves the special grade- 12 out of 10!
Well, now that the season is over and there won't be no ponies until 2015 (just Rainbow Rocks), what will you do? Will you lay low like a cat during winter or will you start making art, music and other stuff? I will re-watch the season, because I can't remember a thing honestly! 

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Link Time!



Well butter me head and call me a sandwich, that went better than expected! The review is coming tomorrow, so here is a link for you to gaze upon:


Friday, May 9, 2014

Rambling about a spoilery clip!

Ok, this is the post I promised!
But beware, SPOILERS!!!! I'll talk about the here.
Now, among these spoiler-y clips I like the one with Tirek. Here it is, if you want to watch it...


Anyway, this is the spoiler zone... so yea
Now, lemme chew on this small clip.
First of all- fairy lights.
Why not all move to equestria where they have pwetty fairy lights in every dark street, but they can't protect you from magic-sucking goats. 

awwww so peaceful.....

And yes, I know that Tirek is a demon-Minotaur, but he seriously looks like a funky goat. 

Secondly, Tirek. 
Back in the time he was a buff evil guy and he was legitimately huge, twice the pony size! 
But now, man, he looks like a shrimp goat. Or a hipster goat. I bet he bought that snazzy cloak of his in a thrift shop. Or his BFF Trixie lent it to him for that FABULOUS  ENTRANCE into the villainous world...
And did you see how he consumes power?! Seriously? Sucking magic? :/

the resemblance is mind-blowing

Thirdly, what's up with that first victim, the ponydude with a minecraft cutie-mark? Let's think it through:
*Le you walking down a dark by fairy-light-illuminated alley*
*mysterious cloaked figure appears*
Instead of running away, this guy says something just, just... UGH!
"SORRY, YOU APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE" 
Seriously?! 
woah, watch out guys, we got Captain Obvious on our hooves! 
I mean, who says that? Any sane pony or human or and life form would just walk away or just pretend that you forgot something and turn around a go back to that place where you bought dem oranges! And I know that it's hard to escape an evil, magic-sucking, hipster goat, but at least you wouldn't leave a mark in pony history as "the guy who says obvious and stoopid things".
Lastly, watch out Zecora, Tirek is your nemesis! How fun it is to have such an unusual villain! Let me again show you the awesomeness of lord Tirek IN A LIST!  (you didn't expect that, did you?):

-Goat/Minotaur 
-hipster, or at least has some fashion sense 
-magic-sucking 
-poet 
- talks as if no one is listening 
-loves dramatic moments 
-British-y accent 
-is BFFs with the A-list ponies 
-lived in Tartarus (probably) 
-appears out of nowhere
-introduces himself before turning you into a useless pony-blob
-polite 
- can read minds
-loves oranges

Yep, I'm pretty sure he loves em'. Why else would he attack that dude? He wanted dem juicy, sweet, tasty oranges...mmmmmmm
Regarding all this I can say that the premier will be incredibly stupendous and epic. I can't wait to see my fave new goat! 
What are YOU doing? I know I'll be having a badass party with popcorn cookies and stuff... alone.... :,(
Well, guess it'll be a party of one then! Better grab me some boulders and turnips and flour sacks to fell less alone...
You know what's the saddest part? I have a party hat for myself! I can see it now- me eating popcorn in a pink party hat with rainbows watching talking ponies defeat all-consuming goats. 
That's a way to spend a Saturday night!