Rock Review

Rocks. This post is a rock. The world is a rock.

-Rock-

So Pinkie is excited cause her sis, Maud is coming. She's making lots of rock candy to create a necklace to exchange with Maud, and she wants her friends to do so too, cause they're all gotta be BFF's.

When Maud comes to Ponyville with shocks everypony rocks. And everypony receives a rock of her personality:

• Flutters finds out that her pet is a rock. Well that's a surprise! 

• Rarity sees that Maud has a "rocky" fashion taste.

• RD is taken back by her ability to throw rocks.

• Twi feels the deep emotions of her poetry. About rocks. 

• AJ opens for herself a new way of peeling apples - by throwing a rock on it! 

Well, everyone sees that they have nothing in common, so Pinkie decides to make an awesome obstacle course! But she gets stuck in a rock, and seconds till death, Maud saves her with her badass rock-shredding powers. 

Maud leaves Ponyville, but them the friends understand that they have one thing in common- Pinkie! 

Anyway, they explain that to Maud and she agrees with them. 

In the end they all eat rock candy necklaces. 

-Rock-

I honestly this that they could easily fit in a nice song. 

I wonder what it would be about.... let me guess - rocks.

-Rock- 

I like rocks. I like this episode. 

One thing I'd like to highlight one thing- Maud's poetry. 

If I was a poet, I would write poems about rocks. 

Rock. Rock.

The world is a rock.

A rock is spinning around a rock.

Why is this rock a rock?

Oh, rock, why are you like so?

Rock. Rock. 

We are a rock.

How can we be a rock,

If the rock is us?

The rock is everywhere.

Rock. Rock.

Maybe I should seriously consider poetry... 

-Rock-

Rock. Rock out of Rock.