What's With That Box?

A few weeks ago I wanted to post about the season finale, but now that episode 24 appeared, my arguments are invalid!

But that's not stopping me from posting them! 

So as you can see, only the last 2 episodes are unknown...

Before I thought that the final episodes will be about the Equestria Games, and that the writers will decide to resolve the box mystery on the next season. I'm glad they're not that evil, because it seems like the last episodes will open that box.

And it seems possible, look at my key predictions up in that table.

How do you think it will happen? 

According to this blueprint, there are 6 keyhole for LEGIT keys, not rubber ducks and flowers. 

I think when they collect all 6 "keys", the items will transform into keys. Then, in the last episode they will open the box.

But then there's this. Rainbow Power.

I have two theories, the one I like and the one I despise.

1. They open the box and.... a magic rainbow beam (like the one when they find the keys) appears and transforms them into awesome rainbow ponies. That's the one I like.

 But, alas, we have "Rainbow Rocks" AKA "Equestria Girls 2". It's quite clear that they're "rainbofied" on the cover. And this is where the second theory rolls up.

2. They open the box and.... nothing happens. Or they find something which will "rainbowfy" them in Rainbow Rocks. 

But this confuses me. 

"Rainbow Rocks" as in "Rainbow dash Rocks" or "Rainbow power, which is somehow connected with music Rocks"

I hope that the first theory is true, because I don't want to wait until the movie to see the rainbow power thing.

But I'm sure, however this turns out to be, the movie will be connected to that box. Right?
And I must mention that Twi has her old tiara, so maybe they will retrieve the elements after opening that box? Or will the elements rainbowfy them? We saw the rainbow beams that defeated Nightmare Moon and Discord...

Rock Review

Rocks. This post is a rock. The world is a rock.

-Rock-

So Pinkie is excited cause her sis, Maud is coming. She's making lots of rock candy to create a necklace to exchange with Maud, and she wants her friends to do so too, cause they're all gotta be BFF's.

When Maud comes to Ponyville with shocks everypony rocks. And everypony receives a rock of her personality:

• Flutters finds out that her pet is a rock. Well that's a surprise! 

• Rarity sees that Maud has a "rocky" fashion taste.

• RD is taken back by her ability to throw rocks.

• Twi feels the deep emotions of her poetry. About rocks. 

• AJ opens for herself a new way of peeling apples - by throwing a rock on it! 

Well, everyone sees that they have nothing in common, so Pinkie decides to make an awesome obstacle course! But she gets stuck in a rock, and seconds till death, Maud saves her with her badass rock-shredding powers. 

Maud leaves Ponyville, but them the friends understand that they have one thing in common- Pinkie! 

Anyway, they explain that to Maud and she agrees with them. 

In the end they all eat rock candy necklaces. 

-Rock-

I honestly this that they could easily fit in a nice song. 

I wonder what it would be about.... let me guess - rocks.

-Rock- 

I like rocks. I like this episode. 

One thing I'd like to highlight one thing- Maud's poetry. 

If I was a poet, I would write poems about rocks. 

Rock. Rock.

The world is a rock.

A rock is spinning around a rock.

Why is this rock a rock?

Oh, rock, why are you like so?

Rock. Rock. 

We are a rock.

How can we be a rock,

If the rock is us?

The rock is everywhere.

Rock. Rock.

Maybe I should seriously consider poetry... 

-Rock-

Rock. Rock out of Rock.

Somepony to Watch Over Me Review

TO.MUCH.SISTER
-Summary-
Applebloom is staying alone,

and peeps don't trust her so AJ keeps checking on her every minute. To prove how awesome and independent she is, Applebloom decides to deliver the pies which AJ had to deliver. The journey lies through a super dangerous swamp or something. 

Some dudes attack her, but her sis rushes in and saves the day! 

-Music-

No time for songs. Sweetie Belle is right.

-Personal Opinion-

I wan't to start this off with saying that having a sis is awesome. Ye, sisfist, tyrrelkatz!

What do I think about this episode? Well, someone must give Queen Elsa of Arendelle a call, cause AJ needs.... CHILL PILL... no pun intended. 
ok, maybe a bit.... 

AWWW YEEAAAAAAAH

And did anyone notice that the snake sister grew from the beasts butt?!! She must be the saddest sister of them all. 

I think that's the moral of this episode, if you grow form a beasts butt, you will probably turn out a creepy psycho pony-eater snake. Remember that guys, you will thank me later.

I'd like to point this out:

Yes, those are boots, but they really look like socks. And we all know that Character + Socks = Most of the Fanart.

The amount of different cultures is nice.

-Overview-

Not bad, can't wait too see the next episode about sisters (as I said, too many sisters). 

8 out of 10

It Ain't Easy Being Breezies Review

I guess I can't beat tyrrelkatz's review, but I'll do my best. 

-Summary-

I'm too lazy to summarize this episode properly, so I'll do it my way.

These small creepy peeps who can't fly on their own, are passing by Ponyville so a few pegasi create a breeze so these small things could get back home through a magical portal to Breezeland.

But a particular group of lousy Breezies are stopped by a small leaf in their face. Man....

So good ol' Fluttershy tucks them in in her cottage for a few hours. 

One Breezie is all like: "we gotta go or that portal will close" BUT. But. In Scottish squeaky accent. 

When Flutters understood that she was wrong with the help of a rainbow glow on a evil bug's equine's wing.
So she becomes all mean and strict and stuff to help dem breezies get off their butts. 

But, alas, they're helpless. again. So Twi has t o turn everybody into breezies to escort them to Breezeland. 

EVILLLLLLLL

Breezeland. I like it.

And Flutters receives the poopiest key ever: a flower.
Rarity got a magic spool of thread, RD got a bad-ass badge and should i even mention Pinkie?! She got a sweet RUBBER DUCK!!!!!!!
While poor little Fluttershy got a flower which will probably die in a few days.
-Personal Opinion-
I liked how they explored an entire section of Equestria's population (Or not Equestria's. What do I know), but it seemed that they just jammed stuff that could filled a nice movie into a 22 minute episode. I'd pay to watch it.
And I don't see the adorableness of these suspicious breezies. They look like evil flies that will surround you and crush your hopes and dreams with their over-sized eyes and stick-like hooves. Just look how evilly they eye Fluttershy here: 

EVIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL x 2

And honestly, when Seabreeze or whatshisname turned out to be a GUY I was like: "woah that's an unexpected twist!!" That voice is just too... too.. girly I guess. And I barely understood that scottish accent. No offense Scottish peeps,  his voice is just too evil/creepy/monstrous. 

he's a dude??!!

And, I know I mentioned it before, but honestly, this season has FORESHADOWING written all over it! (I want to resolve this matter in the next post this week. Have your eyes peeled for some of dem hot theories!)
That pretty much sums it up I guess.
-Overview-
ummmmmmm I dunno. 8 out of 10 probably.